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Crappy Celeb Jobs

Even the rich and famous had some sh*tty jobs along the way

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    Worked in a slaughterhouse. Inspiration?
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    Clay trapper at a pigeon shooting range
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    Ford, like Jesus, worked as a carpenter. Not all that bad.
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    Bouncer. That’s right, he could kick your ass then too. You thoughtless little pig.
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    Sold pens by phone
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    Worked as a milkman
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    Hugh Jackman was a clown. No, really
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    Dempsey was a successful juggler, one time tying for second place in a national competition. OK, not such a bad gig…but interesting.
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    Sold hot dogs at a mall
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    Danny Devito used to cut hair. Ironic?
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    Starred in a porno flick
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    Put makeup on corpses at a mortuary
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    Danced around in a chicken suit for a fast food restaurant
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    Street mime. Used to be funny.
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    Worked as a gravedigger
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    Cleaned out chicken coops. Likes to get high and naked and play bongos in the dark.
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    Tim Allen was actually a prisoner. He served two years behind bars for selling cocaine
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    Worked at Dunkin Donuts
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    Walken was a lion tamer at a circus. That’s actually kind of badass
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    Worked at a Hooters. Not bad except for creeps.
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    Sold clothes at The Gap
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    Worked as a set designer on porn sets. How hard could that be? Bed? Check.